Alien Midget: July 2012

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THIS BLOG IS NOT ONLY ABOUT COFFEE AND MAKING ME OR ANYBODY ELSE SLEEPY

Yes the above title speaks the honest truth as it was told to the wolf. The wolf heard it, howled at the moon a bit and then proceeded to get killed in 300. All in all, the wolf felt that it had led a good life.

On a more serious note, (if that is possible) this blog is about a strange alien midget who likes to type things for the earthlings to read. He likes long walks on the beach, witty greeting cards and analyzing political scenarios for warring countries with hopes of peace. His turn offs are people who play Destroy All Humans! and prudish, orthodox people.

(bwhaahahahahaha)

nOt!!! o_O

This blog maybe written by an ugly midget alien but this blog is about bullshit, crap (insert any other names of and for feces) and insulting stuff. It can be quite graphic as well. If it opens your mind, then you better get a padlock to seal your mind shut before somebody steals it. (and if it opens minds maybe it can work on car doors as well or maybe womens bra hooks) If you have an opinion on the blog, the alien midget doesn't give a shit and comments will be handled with extreme hostility.

You have been warned

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