This blog will be down until the 10th of October or slightly later

because things have gone haywire. See below

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A few reasons on why it would be great to be a ninja

1. You would be super quiet, sneaky and virtually invisible in the dark.
2. You would kill people for a living and never get caught (one of the more esteemed professions on my old planet)
3. You get to wield a sword and tools from a sacred art.
4. Brilliant agility and patience as well
   
5. Video games would be based on you plus movies, TV, comics, websites, art but most importantly

• You may just get to be an incarnation of a powerful Nine Tailed Fox in an orange jumpsuit and get to say "Dattebayo"