Writers cock

I've been suffering from that thing that allows me to not make nice stories and good shit.

Speaking of which, dude, do you have any good shit?

Huh? Yeah so anyway. I was with this girl and she was all up enjoying my tongue and I was enjoying hers. I learned that 69 is my new favourite number. Hers too but only with me.

But the thing that makes me uncomfortable about her is that when she asks for a booty call, it's going to be anal. Me, ima get high, get the munchies, eat some pussy kind of guy.

Trust me, get stoned and your lady will love you for it. You'll think you're going all fast but you'll be going just right. Stoned fuckers are the best fuckers. Sometimes, limp fuckers but we can eat that pussy like...like we want to eat it actually.

Just don't leave midway for a snack.

Or if you must, use sausages.

How to enjoy the magic of weed without actually smoking it

There are many ways to enjoy marijuana without smoking it.

1.) Roast it in butter or oil in a double boiler for 2 hours and make food (read: brownies) with it (weed on the stalk will do, no specific need for cleaning it)
2.) Get plants in your house for ornamental purposes. They can grow very tall and male plants look extra nice due to the lack of ugly seeds and they live longer too
3.) The leaves can be turned into paper
4.) The leaves can be turned into a bag (you would be going green because your bag would be totally organic)
5.) The leaves can be preserved in frames and hung on walls
and last but not the least:

6.)YOU CAN SELL IT FOR MONEY!!!