So I was juggling bowling pins down the street and some random little girl comes up to me and says,
"Hey mister that's really cool. I can do something special too"
I said "Really, cool can you show me?"
"She said, "Yeah sure. Ok think of a number between one to ten and pick carefully."
I said "Ok I'll think now"
So I think.
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And I think
And then I came up with the number "5"
I said, "Ok fine"
When I looked at her, she had shoved 5 of the pins I was juggling into different orifices in her body and she somehow managed to say
"Ta-dah"
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